teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

tagged as: #kristi 


listen, you can hate my favorite character and you can write the most well-written piece about why you hate them or why they are an asshole, but i’m still going to love that character as if they came from my womb.



He hit that shit so effortlessly 

It was SOOO smooth

tagged as: #video 

BREAKING: Jessica releases first official statement after being expelled from Girls’ Generation



In the latest breaking news, Jessica has finally broken her silence after posting on Weibo and released an update to the media in the form of a letter. 

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me: *staying in my own lane, minding my own business*

me: *get’s tempted to merge*

me: *sees somebody crash and burn for swerving out of their lane*

me: *turns my blinker off*

» http://aeviterna.tumblr.com/post/98853514173/niqabisinparis-me-to-westerners-omg-you-take


me to westerners:

omg you take your husband’s name after marriage? that’s so oppressive. so you’re like his property? he can do anything he wants with you? *whispers* is it a religion thing?

you put your parents in senior homes? that’s so backwards and heartless. is it a…

tagged as: #fav 
tagged as: #chloe 

when u go to chipotle & it’s just hordes of muscly musky college dudes flexing and shouting “wheres the guac bro?? bro wheres my guac”