teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)
listen, you can hate my favorite character and you can write the most well-written piece about why you hate them or why they are an asshole, but i’m still going to love that character as if they came from my womb.
He hit that shit so effortlessly
It was SOOO smooth
In the latest breaking news, Jessica has finally broken her silence after posting on Weibo and released an update to the media in the form of a letter.
me: *staying in my own lane, minding my own business*
me: *get’s tempted to merge*
me: *sees somebody crash and burn for swerving out of their lane*
me: *turns my blinker off*
me to westerners:
omg you take your husband’s name after marriage? that’s so oppressive. so you’re like his property? he can do anything he wants with you? *whispers* is it a religion thing?
you put your parents in senior homes? that’s so backwards and heartless. is it a…