kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

tagged as: #kristi 

andylincon:

listen, you can hate my favorite character and you can write the most well-written piece about why you hate them or why they are an asshole, but i’m still going to love that character as if they came from my womb.

glittergoldmoney:

ghenet:

He hit that shit so effortlessly 

It was SOOO smooth

tagged as: #video 

BREAKING: Jessica releases first official statement after being expelled from Girls’ Generation

koreaboo:

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In the latest breaking news, Jessica has finally broken her silence after posting on Weibo and released an update to the media in the form of a letter. 

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nonjutsu:

me: *staying in my own lane, minding my own business*

me: *get’s tempted to merge*

me: *sees somebody crash and burn for swerving out of their lane*

me: *turns my blinker off*

» http://aeviterna.tumblr.com/post/98853514173/niqabisinparis-me-to-westerners-omg-you-take

niqabisinparis:

me to westerners:

omg you take your husband’s name after marriage? that’s so oppressive. so you’re like his property? he can do anything he wants with you? *whispers* is it a religion thing?

you put your parents in senior homes? that’s so backwards and heartless. is it a…

tagged as: #fav 
tagged as: #chloe 

when u go to chipotle & it’s just hordes of muscly musky college dudes flexing and shouting “wheres the guac bro?? bro wheres my guac”

©heydestiel